Me: “What browser are you on?”
Me: “Google Chrome?”
Client: “No, just regular Google.”
Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”
Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”
Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?
Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”
50 Shades of Abuse.
50 Shades of Nonconsensual Sex.
50 Shades of Nah.
50 Shades of Trash Writing.
50 Shades of How the Fuck Did She Get Her Twilight Fanfiction PUBLISHED.
50 Shades of Why Is This Bitch Prospering But Us Real Writers Are Getting Passed Over.
In New Zealand our drinking age is 18 but the drink driving tolerance for under 20s is zero and my friend who’s a cop said he gets great pleasure out of breathalising sober under 20 year olds and watching the terror fill their face as he tells them they’re 10 times over the legit drinking limit cause ten times zero is still zero